About the Author Betsie Hill

Meet Betsie Hill, the eccentric author who spends more time talking to fictional characters than real people. She claims to have a PhD in Procrastination, a Master's in Mischief, and a Bachelor's in Binge-Watching. When not lost in the labyrinth of her own imagination, you can find her attempting to teach her pet beta fish about the Constitution or engaged in a heated debate with the toaster about the merits of sliced bread. Her books are known to have caused outbreaks of uncontrollable laughter, eye-rolling-induced injuries, and occasional existential crises. In her spare time, she's on a quest to find the world's best coffee and the meaning of life, but so far, she has only found an excellent mocha and a good joke. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.